This section is designed to give you a flavour of the sense of humour
you may find on your travels in Cumbria and the English Lake District.
The Cumbrian Phrase Book may help you navigate your way around the delightful
towns and villages, and enable you to understand some of the local dialects
that are still used in this part of the world, whilst the world's
first ever online gurning competition is something that is certainly
not to be missed.